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marty-mc:


Here is the tale of a quest to recover a kingdom swallowed by flame,
The return of the King, and how he proved himself worthy of fame;  
Here is the tale of an elven prince, fair as starlight, raven-haired,  
Who fought at his side; here is the tale of the love that they shared.


"Let me tell you a tale of the elder days, when mighty men and wicked monsters still roamed our Middle Earth; when the shining elves still sung in the shadow of the silver trees and the deep-delving dwarves still dwelt in the bones of the mountains. Let me tell you a tale of one of the greatest of all the heroes of that past age, the golden King, he who was called the Thunderer before he recovered his crown and his kingdom, he who founded that great Kingdom of Men now lost and forgotten, who made his home in the Realm Eternal, the jewel-bright city of Asgard, high amidst the clouds…"

The Lay of Loki written by amberfox17 (a little collaboration between me and Amber who shares my love for elf hair and elf!loki. Thank you for writing this beautiful drabble!)  

marty-mc:

Here is the tale of a quest to recover a kingdom swallowed by flame,

The return of the King, and how he proved himself worthy of fame;  

Here is the tale of an elven prince, fair as starlight, raven-haired,  

Who fought at his side; here is the tale of the love that they shared.

"Let me tell you a tale of the elder days, when mighty men and wicked monsters still roamed our Middle Earth; when the shining elves still sung in the shadow of the silver trees and the deep-delving dwarves still dwelt in the bones of the mountains. Let me tell you a tale of one of the greatest of all the heroes of that past age, the golden King, he who was called the Thunderer before he recovered his crown and his kingdom, he who founded that great Kingdom of Men now lost and forgotten, who made his home in the Realm Eternal, the jewel-bright city of Asgard, high amidst the clouds…"

The Lay of Loki written by amberfox17 (a little collaboration between me and Amber who shares my love for elf hair and elf!loki. Thank you for writing this beautiful drabble!)  
I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

(Source: princessdabber)

Tags:
#hnng
#thor

(Source: sabacc)

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck)

jaythenerdkid:

undeadseanbean:

nonhoration:

earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

#when will people start giving names to young non-white scientists??#bc that shit is getting old

boost the fuck out of this, and make sure you include their goddamn names and country of origin.

jaythenerdkid:

undeadseanbean:

nonhoration:

earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

boost the fuck out of this, and make sure you include their goddamn names and country of origin.

(Source: untouchmyhair)

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

Tags:
#thorki

(Source: villainyforbeginners)

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

Tags:
#disney
#Up!
#burn
doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

or… because she wants to look good for herself? (people still don’t get that concept)

or… because she wants to look good for herself? (people still don’t get that concept)

(Source: twobackyard)

Tags:
#ferguson

amazighprincex:

[Image: a series of tweets by justified agitator (@Awkward_Duck) on August 19, 2014.

1:23 AM: We literally laid in someone’s backyard for what seemed like an eternity while tanks rolled down the streets #Ferguson

1:26 AM: I’m live tweeting because there’s a media blackout. #Ferguson

1:33 AM: I’m so shaken. They’re literally just rolling around throwing tear gas into neighborhoods-not aggressive crowds. #Ferguson

1:34 AM: I was pouring milk over one guys eyes when they came back around and threw another at us. #Ferguson

1:51 AM: Let me repeat, THEY ARE GASSING NEIGHBORHOODS not crowds of protestors.There was only a few of us walking. there is no curfew, so why?]

Tags:
#ferguson

rufiozuko:

thelonelythrone:

postracialcomments:

CNN’s Jake Tapper Telling the Truth about Ferguson

Jake Tapper exposing the truth! He earned his stripes today.

this is crazy!!!

Tags:
#thorki
frikadeller:

Thor dressed as a bride and Loki as his bridesmaid.

frikadeller:

Thor dressed as a bride and Loki as his bridesmaid.