Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear
ACTUAL MEASUREMENTS FOR JEANS THAT ARE BASED OFF OF WAIST SIZE AND LEG LENGTH MEASUREMENTS INSTEAD OF PLANETARY ALIGNMENTS AND VOODOO
how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying
with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah they’re called the staff
some schools know how to have fun, and I was never in any of them
My high school locked the principle in a cage to raise money and people were taking selfies with her
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
i guess you learn something new every day