Loki’s age is 1048 years old
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
but its dangerous!!!!!! you might slip down a completely dry road!
good job virginia
here’s a sincere FUCK YOU from Minnesotans
I second that FUCK YOU! - Montanan who has never had a snow day in her life
I third that FUCK YOU as a Michigander who has gone to school in subzero temperatures in the middle of a blizzard
I fourth that FUCK YOU- a Canadian who has to go to school regardless of whether or not its 20 below and the snows up to your knees.
Virginia gets out for rain, they really don’t even count.
Another fuck you from Sweden - we don’t have snow days, ever.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
This is the Ayam Cemani, an Indonesian breed of chicken.
What makes it awesome? Well, it’s black. Absolutely, utterly, black. Black feathers. Black skin and nails. Well, that’s cool right? Well, it also has black muscles, and black bones, and organs that are so dark they are almost black.
This is literally a chicken that is entirely black inside and out.
Only their blood isn’t black, but even so it is way darker than the blood of other animals.
How bad ass is that?
goth chicken, inside and out
My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.
do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about
as a straight dude im tired of all these yaoi fangirls thinking heterosexual characters like kaworu and shinji are anything more than best bros. as a straight bro, me and my straight bro friends like to hold each others hands and look at the stars together and maybe make out with each other sometimes. im not gay
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Canada’s rainbow money
Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.
Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t?
The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”
its called reading the numbers
americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men
Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?
Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.
America left home super early
and made bad life choices as a result.
amewica: u should draw jealous!arthur
AAAAAAHAHAHAHA OMG ALFRED i love that they have their own way to show their jealousy!!!!
jealous!USUK(s) are the best
clueless arthur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥