DO YOU REALLY THINK WOMEN INVENTED THE NOTION THAT MEN SHOULDN’T CRY MY FRIEND???
lots of dumb ass dudes really think women invented the patriarchy
Bros, it says right in the fucking name who the fuck “invented” the patriarchy.
Though sometimes, just for a laugh, I like to imagine what a matriarchy would be like. Not even the rad feminist ideal of equality sort of matriarchy. Like, literally, the female-centric equivalent to the patriarchy, complete with sexist stereotypes, glass ceilings, and wage gaps.
Could you just imagine that for a moment? Like, really just imagine? Because if women controlled the inequality in the world, if the scale was balanced always in our favor, it would be intensely different from what happens now.
The complete, unabashed sexualization and objectification of men. Commercials where men are practically naked, selling cars and computers and gadgets. Movies with overwhelmingly female casts, where maybe one out of every eight characters is a lean, but muscular, man with doe eyes wearing tight pants who bends over to show off his booty or for some reason has slow, sensual shower scenes where he lathers himself for an uncomfortably long amount of time. All his subplots have to do with how much sex he likes to have, because he’s just so manly, but he really wishes he could be taken seriously by all the women in his life. That edgy new TV drama where a man has as much screen time as a woman and says insightful, emotionally compelling things, wow!
"Women are naturally inclined to be in power, as women are naturally more empathetic and rational, without testosterone to cloud our judgement."
A “save the boys” testicular cancer awareness campaign. A whole month where people are encouraged to buy baby blue items in some misguided effort to save testicles, rather than the men they’re attached to.
Assuming men are sexually frustrated or have erectile dysfunction when they’re upset about anything, but it’s unbelievably hard for them to get the medication they seek for ED. It’s heavily regulated, because if we offer ED medication, then these men will just go out and HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME! Personally, I don’t want to pay for a man to just have sex whenever he wants to.
Single dads are the scum of the planet, “welfare kings” just leeching off the system. They really should have thought about what they were doing before they had sex with a woman and got her pregnant. Why can’t they just keep their pants on like everyone else? What sluts.
Nah, bro. Trust me. If women invented the fundamental inequality in our society, you would fucking know it.