Disney Characters and Little Characters
(not my photos)
Oh my god that last one.
Baby’s First Smoulder.
Baby’s First Smoulder.
THE FLYNN THOUGH
Asgardians and Time
So, Thor 1 established that Thor and Loki were born around the period of 900 AD, yet the W3 + Sif are known for making comments about going to earth 1000 years ago. (Both Fandral’s mention of coming to earth and pretending to be gods, and Sif and Volstagg commenting in deleted scenes that it has been 1000 years since they were last on earth). Yes Sif could be twice as old as Thor, but what if there was a different reason?
What if Asgardians were just REALLY bad with human concepts of time?
And they just like tossing around the term ‘thousand’ because all they know is that its just a long ass unit of time?
What if when Loki said ‘Give or take five thousand years’, he really meant ‘give or take 50 thousand years, or 500 thousand, or even million?
I mean, it would explain some oddities. Like if Thor had been on earth, summoning thunder and making them think they were gods, wouldn’t it make sense to have that be before 900 AD?
Or what about the Dark Elves in Thor 2? In the novelization, they make it clear that the Dark Elve’s came from before the big bang, yet it was only Five thousand years ago that they made the final strikes in their war to return their planet and all the rest of the realms to a state that was of dark energy, and would no longer poison them.
What if instead of 5 thousand years ago, the narrator meant ‘5 billion’?
And asgardians just don’t have time for learning the diff between a decade and a century. It don’t really matter to the realm eternal. Just call it a thousand, and the mortals are impressed, but not completely pissing their pants scared by the weight of THAT much time.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET
i hope bad dragon uses its dildo schems to make fruit snacks so i can finally realize my lifelong dream of eating a bag of dicks
BOY SCOUTING LEGION AU CAN’T GET ENOUGH
i cant believe marvel finally made thorloki canon
am i a human or is my body just a vessel for thorloki headcanons
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that